My brain: Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Me: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEMENTUM!!! Sound the starting pistol, the former vice president of the United States has secured his long-prophesied victory in the South Carolina primary, according to network projections, may now begin his classic car cruise to the Democratic nominating …
Read More »QAnon Believers Are Now Running for Congress
Welcome to our modern dystopia where believers in QAnon, a conspiracy theory, are running for elected office. One such follower is congressional candidate Matthew Lusk, who is running unopposed for the Republican nomination in Florida’s fifth district, which is currently represented by Democrat Alfred Lawson. Speaking with the New York …
Read More »Trump Uses Prayer Breakfast to Gloat and Take Shots at Perceived 'Enemies'
President Donald Trump took the stage at the National Prayer Breakfast holding a newspaper for all to see with a headline that read: “ACQUITTED.” When it was time for the president to speak, Trump ignored the tone set by Washington Post columnist Arthur Brooks, who spoke just before him. According …
Read More »Bloomberg and Trump Vie for Votes With Expensive Super Bowl Ads
Both President Trump and Democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg purchased valuable Super Bowl air time for their presidential campaigns, and both ads featured an African American woman speaking about each politician. Trump’s ad capitalizes on Alice Marie Johnson’s release from prison where she had served 21 years for attempted possession of …
Read More »'People Do Things. Things Happen,' GOP Senator Says of Trump Soliciting Foreign Election Interference
Sen. Richard Shelby (R-Ala.), who was sworn in as an “impartial juror” for President Trump’s impeachment trial, appeared on ABC’s This Week on Sunday and ho-hummed the subject of Trump’s solicitation of foreign election interference. Host George Stephanopoulos asked Shelby: “Do you think it was proper for the president to …
Read More »The Useful Idiots New Guide to the Most Stoned Moments of the 2020 Presidential Campaign
Since we released the first edition of this list in early December, the news cycle has taken several hectic turns. The president was impeached, and responded by issuing “official movement permits” to Santa Claus and his nine reindeer, so they could legally enter the United States (not a joke!). The …
Read More »Obama: Most of World's Problems Caused by 'Old Men,' Women Are Superior Leaders
Former President Barack Obama shared his thoughts on women and leadership, saying that he believes the world would be a better place if women were in charge, at an event in Singapore. Obama expressed his belief that many of the world’s problems were caused by older men clinging to power. …
Read More »The Climate Crisis Is Now So Bad That Even the Arctic Is Emitting Greenhouse Gas
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration released its 2019 Arctic Report Card on Tuesday, and folks, the results aren’t great. The report details a rapidly changing Arctic environment featuring melting ice, a greener landscape, and, alarmingly, greenhouse-gas emissions on par with some large nations. The Arctic could be releasing upwards …
Read More »Trump 'Betrayed the Nation': Read the Articles of Impeachment
The House Judiciary Committee unveiled formal articles of impeachment on Tuesday seeking to remove Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States, from office. The resolution insists Trump should be impeached for “high crimes and misdemeanors” and is broken out in two articles. The first is “Abuse of …
Read More »Giuliani Associate Willing to Testify Nunes Met With Former Ukraine Prosecutor to Seek Biden Dirt
After an explosive week of impeachment testimony, we may be in store for more. According to an attorney for Rudy Giuliani associate Lev Parnas, Parnas is willing to testify to Congress that Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.), ranking member on the House Intelligence Committee, met with a former Ukraine prosecutor late …
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